Jan 31, 2011

un -Valentine poem... (only send this to your wife if you're asking for a divorce!!!)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you...

The Roses are wilting, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I see your face when i am dreaming...
that is why i wake up screaming.

My feelings for you no words can tell...
exept for maybe " go to hell"

i love you smile, your face and you eyes,
damn i'm good at telling lies!

my darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
marrying you really screwed up my life!

What inspired this amorous rhyme?...
two parts vodka, one part lime.

(only send this to your girlfriend if you want to break up!!!) 0_o

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!


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