the Amish and the elevator.. (SMILE)

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall for the first time.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
Old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed
a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched
the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond
stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son.....

'Go get your mother.'

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given name until A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!








Why ???








OH, come on... take a guess !!!








Think about it !!!








You're going to love this !!!



















Everyone knows...


You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!

Much ado about nothing

People tend to love to jump into conclusions and make small issues big.. for example, the issue of Christians using the word "Allah", and so many other things, even issues at home.
Why do we live in such a quarrelsome, argumentative society I wonder. Why can we all not survive in peace and respect each other , love each other and try to understand each other more instead of taking offense the littlest thing and make other lives uncomfortable.
Why is it so and why must it be so.....