funny quotes for ladies.....

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-



Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows
- Janette Barber-


Old age ain't no place for sissies ..
-Bette Davis-


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-


I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on
- Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-